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Personalise your Elegant Penis Decanter Set – because why should barrels have all the fun? Unleash your inner mischief with a touch of cheeky elegance in every pour.
Pour Like a Pro (with a Twist): Our 850ml Penis Decanter is not just a conversation starter; it's a conversation dominator. Placed on a classic pine base, it stands tall and proud, ready to turn your bar into a playground of laughs and good times.
Cheers to Quirkiness: The four bump-shaped glasses (145ml each) aren't just glasses; they're the supporting cast to your main attraction. Pouring your favorite spirits has never been this amusing. Just remember, the more you pour, the more the laughs flow!
Perfectly Inappropriate Gifts: From birthdays to weddings, our Penis Decanter Set is the perfect gift for those who appreciate a good laugh along with their spirits. Celebrate life's special moments with a touch of humor that leaves a lasting impression and, dare we say, a few raised eyebrows.
What's Under the Hood: The Elegance Series set includes the star of the show – the 850ml Penis Decanter, four glasses that fit like a glove in your hand, and a classic pine base that's as reliable as your favorite dad joke. It's a set that's as tasteful as it is playful.
Quality with a Wink: Our glasses are made from 100% lead-free high-white glass, adding a touch of sophistication to your comedic endeavors.
Our Naughty Promise: We promise a perfect delivery, and if, by some miracle, your set arrives in less than perfect condition, we'll replace it faster than you can say, "That's what she said."
Elevate your drinking experience with the Elegance Series Penis Decanter Set – because life's too short for boring glassware!
We truly believe in the quality of our pieces and hope you’ll love them just as much as we do. That’s why we offer a 30-day risk-free return policy. If your order isn’t exactly what you expected, you can return it for a full refund — simple and stress-free.
Two decades in fashion have taught us one thing: the best style never tries too hard.
Mia & Chloe is built around ease. Our name celebrates the women we dress: warm, confident and unfussy. It stands for two things we never compromise on: confidence and comfort.
Every piece earns its place in our edit: a timeless shape, a soft feel and a look you'll reach for again and again.
From Monday meetings to Saturday dinners, we're here to make getting dressed the easiest part of your day.
Once your payment has been verified, we will immediately begin processing your order.
The processing and shipping of your order usually takes between one and three business days.
Once your order has been shipped, you will receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking number so that you are always informed of the status of your order.
Once your order has been shipped, you will immediately receive a confirmation email, which includes a link to your personal tracking information so that you can stay informed about the status of your orders at all times.
We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee.
If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase, you can return the unused items without any hassle within 30 days of receiving them.
Funds will be refunded to the original payment method or as store credit as soon as your items arrive at our warehouse.
For more information, please see our return policy page.
We offer free shipping incl. Track & Trace to Australia!
You have 30 days from receiving your order to decide whether to keep the product or return it.
Proudly based in the heart of Australia since 2006.
