{"product_id":"don-vassie-penis-decanter-850ml","title":"Don Vassie Penis Decanter 850ml with 4 shot glasses 140ml and a rich classic wooden base","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Elegance Series Penis Decanter Set – because why should barrels have all the fun? Unleash your inner mischief with a touch of cheeky elegance in every pour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePour Like a Pro (with a Twist): Our 850ml Penis Decanter is not just a conversation starter; it's a conversation dominator. Placed on a classic pine base, it stands tall and proud, ready to turn your bar into a playground of laughs and good times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheers to Quirkiness: The four bump-shaped glasses (145ml each) aren't just glasses; they're the supporting cast to your main attraction. Pouring your favorite spirits has never been this amusing. Just remember, the more you pour, the more the laughs flow!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfectly Inappropriate Gifts: From birthdays to weddings, our Penis Decanter Set is the perfect gift for those who appreciate a good laugh along with their spirits. Celebrate life's special moments with a touch of humor that leaves a lasting impression and, dare we say, a few raised eyebrows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's Under the Hood: The Elegance Series set includes the star of the show – the 850ml Penis Decanter, four glasses that fit like a glove in your hand, and a classic pine base that's as reliable as your favorite dad joke. It's a set that's as tasteful as it is playful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuality with a Wink: Our glasses are made from 100% lead-free high-white glass, adding a touch of sophistication to your comedic endeavors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Naughty Promise: We promise a perfect delivery, and if, by some miracle, your set arrives in less than perfect condition, we'll replace it faster than you can say, \"That's what she said.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElevate your drinking experience with the Elegance Series Penis Decanter Set – because life's too short for boring glassware!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55208166228295,"sku":"DV209","price":99.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/5697\/1079\/files\/penis2-min.jpg?v=1790707874","url":"https:\/\/miaandchloe.com\/products\/don-vassie-penis-decanter-850ml","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}